Hi, im searching 4 help to colaborate whit newgrounds, im not an artista, i dont know how to use flash and i dont know how to make music. im like a science guy but i have a good voice, so, can anyone give me an idea please?

Its not a thing that i do cuz is like cheating but, i entered in mochigames.com tournament and im searchin 4 ppl whit facebook to help me, then more ppl i invite more chances to win i have, you just have to recive my menssage and create a mochi acount, pls PM me if u want to help me.
Thanks

First of all, i returned to newground after 1 year (i suppose that anyone noticed it `cuz im another unkow person in this page).
My problem is that i was very, i mean, VERY inmature about my comments on games and obiusly i got banned from reviewing so now im more mature and i want to comment again, i sended a card to Tom hoping him will help me but anyway, does anyone has another idea?

Pls guys and girls (:P), help me!

as you can ee, i live in mexico but my user image is a guy whit a motorcicle, and the motorcicle has the U.S.A flag, can someone help me to change it to the mexican flag pls!

OH fuck!, i live in san luis potosi, Mx and whe are in a pandemic of Influenza (A.K.A FLU), i cant do nothing out of my house, IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

w...w......WTF?!, where is my lvl simbol, and the smilys, and my banner, AND my medals, u taked it too serious tom, really

Dre (em)
yeah
(definately, definately, definately, definately definately k-mart)
yeah, yeah
Eminem (dr. dre):
You find me offensive? i find you offensive
for finding me offensive
hence if i should draw a line on any fences
if so to what extense if
any, should i go? 'cause it's getting expensive
being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
they say that i cause extensive
pshycological nerve damage to the brain when i go to lenghts this,
far at other people's expenses
i say your all just too god damn sensitive
it's censorship
and it's down right blasphomous
listen to shit now cause i won't stand for this
and chirs-stiff-pher reeves won't sit for this neither
and let's clear this up too i ain't got no beef with him either
he used to be like a hero to me
i even believe i, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
right next to darth vader
and darth must have put a hex on him for later
i feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
i stuck him up in between him and lex luther
i killed superman, i killed super---man
and how ironic, that i'd be the bad guy
kryptonite: the green chronic
Chorus:
cause i ain't got no legs!
or no brain, nice to meet you
hi, my name is...
i forgot my name!
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
rain man
Now in the bible it says
thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
have homosexual sex
unless of course you were given the consent to join in
then of course, it's intercourse
and it's bi-sexual sex
which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
that are more used by today's kids
in a more derogatory way but
who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
let's ask dr. dre
dr. dre? (what up?)
i gotta question if i may? (yeah)
is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (yeah)
and watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (yeah)
but, ut! i ain't done yet
in football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
while he reaches in another grown man's ass
grabs on his nuts but just what if
it was never meant it was just an accident
but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
his teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
and i don't mean to go in into any more details but
what if he pictured it as a females butt?
is that gay? i just need to clear things up
til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
Chorus

you find me offensive, i find you offensive
shit, this is the same verse i just did this
when am i gonna come to my good senses?
probably the day bush comes to my defenceses
my spider senses telling me spiderman is nearby
and my plan is to get him next
and open up a whip ass canister
god damn it dre where is the god damn beat? (yeah)
anyway, anyway i don't know how else to put it
this is the only thing that i'm good at
i am the bad guy, kryptonite: the green chronic
demonic, yep yep, don't worry i'm on it
i got it, high five nick lachey
stuck a pen in jessica's head and walked away
and she blew around the room like a balloon-a
grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
out the trash can and screw my
head is straight back to the neverland ranch
with a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
and i don't gotta make no god damn sense
i just did a whole song and i didn't say shit
Chorus
Cause iiiaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahaaaaaaaahahhhhhh hhhh
yo, rain man
definately, definately dr. dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
and seventy (yeah)

the fucked secret code!
I have it!
muajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaja jajajajajajajajajaja

why are you here, its a V.I.P zone, hahahaha, really how did you found my page, if you don't post you are homosexual

Nice poem, happy valentine's day =D
i can't be happy today because i am alone.....................